Recebi esse e-mail comovente da American Apparel e resolvi postar aqui. Isso prova que não somos só nós, do minivaca, que adoramos dar notícias morbidas e prestar homenagem aos falecidos. Adorei a ideia deles, mas se eles encherem meu inbox toda vez que um ser vivo morrer, vou mudar meu e-mail.
“We’re saddened to inform everyone of the passing of two beloved pets in the web department aquarium. The pair of unnamed Golden Chinese Algae Eater fish (Gyrinocheilidae aymonieri) were found dead of mysterious causes earlier today. They were with us for about 9 months as they contentedly and tirelessly consumed algae through the tank.
They will be missed but we know they are in a better place, perhaps in an algae-filled lake in fish heaven. The Algae Eater fish are survived by their tankmate Reverend Run, the red Betta.”